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Joe Gomez

A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.
Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
by Give my goat a penalty April 15, 2024
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Joe kind

Like the nicest person ever! He is awesome and I am so happy to have met someone like him. He is hilarious and he loves his Alexa so much. He is so kind and plays Minecraft with his sister. He adores swimming and basketball

I love you joeeeeeee ✨✨
Woah did you see Joe kind
by Livunicornlovesalba March 22, 2019
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Sloppy Joe

When you give your boyfriend (that has the name joe) A very sloppy blowjob
Can you give me a sloppy joe tonight? not the burger. ;)
by joesgurl March 7, 2017
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Wacky Joe

Person who has a skill relevant to cricket but is not actually good at cricket

Person who even though are named in the team, and takes the field, doesn't actually play cricket

Person who tries to hit everything for six during practice, but is a liability Saturday

Person who bowls fast in the nets by overstepping the crease intentionally, usually looses 20 KMS and bowls pump on a Saturday
" I bowled to that guy tonight and he just kept hitting me for six, he can really bat" ... "Don't let him fool you, he's a wacky joe, on a Saturday he does that and is out pretty early"

"Crumpet, stop bowling no balls at training, no wonder you can't get it on the pitch, your a wacky joe!"

"I get that your hand eye is great but this isn't golf, when you start playing cricket I'll think about picking you, you play 4's because your a wacky joe"
by Brainman69 March 9, 2024
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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Joe Sloppy

When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom
I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now
by Xryxix June 23, 2024
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joe johnson

person 1: ay you know joe johnson?

person 2: joe johnson who?

person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao

person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
by john johnson joe June 14, 2023
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