Definitions by boofinthetrap

perving

to not eat all day in preparation for drinking

"dude i've been perving all day for tonight's party"

perving by boofinthetrap October 3, 2026

gleelapse

when it's time to rewatch glee

"i need a show to watch to avoid gleelapsing"

"these matthew morrison cameos are triggering a gleelapse"

gleelapse by boofinthetrap August 7, 2026

the dequavious pork of the situation

the elephant in the room

"the dequavious pork of the situation is that he's lying to me!"

"once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation then you can talk"

the dequavious pork of the situation by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

the dequavious pork of the situation

The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"

(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"

the dequavious pork of the situation by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

the dequavious pork of the situation

The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"

(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"

the dequavious pork of the situation by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

twixting 

when you're publicly speaking and your voice quivers

"they're making the twix double the sIiIiIze"

"i was twixting like kanye west when i presented yesterday"

twixting by boofinthetrap January 25, 2025

Clont 

a penis fart

"You queefin? I wish I could.. I only can clont."
"Clont?"
"You know, a penis fart!"

Clont by boofinthetrap April 18, 2024