The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010

jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016

Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019

Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

fish

a really really hot guy, not necessarily in personality, but eyecandy.

look over there quick by the mannakins! That guy is one fine fish.

by iwishiwishihadafish December 18, 2002

fish

loveable asshole with mommy + daddy issues, an insane amount of third degree burns, and a spinkle of deppression. this shitbag gay can be found next to raccoons in the wild, but beware, because its strong homosexual powers could end you. if you disturb the bitch they might start to bark at you. make sure to feed it lots of dino nuggs and vodka or it could die. it can be idetified as it is always found in the form of a pastely white mexican who looks like a homeless scene kid.

"damn bro, that girl looks like a total fish!" "ik dude look at it she's eating trash with a rat"

by brandon the pussy destroyer November 23, 2021