green

weed. just weed ok...

Thug 1 : gimme theh green bruh...
Thug 2: nah bruh
Thug 1: bitch, PLEASE EVERYONE GIVE ME THEH GREENS

by Kidorii April 25, 2016

green weiner

it means that you have a "smol weiner" because they are refrencing yoda
but secretly yoda has footlong so dont be fustrated from saying green weiner be thankful

you have a smol green weiner,

by dekusfriendbaku May 4, 2020

The Green Wall

1. The highest high you can get. Completely stoned.

2. When a person's tolerance to THC gets so high that they are unable to get high anymore; "hitting the green wall".

1. "Man I got so fucked up last night I was at the green wall."

2. "I really need to take a t-break, pretty sure I've hit the green wall."

by StankDank April 30, 2023

Green Sign

When you con someone into signing a deal that benefits you better than the other member.

“Err.. Joe? It says you get 99% of my company for Nothing... Are you trying to get a Green Sign?”
“No, no. Read less, sign more.”

by C L G March 24, 2020

green doiley

When a leprechaun eiaculates into a napkin.

Damn it! Conor left his green doiley on my laptop again!

by Lanaslayer January 17, 2018

Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

The green new deal

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.

Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.

by Socdem6002 July 29, 2022