Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.

I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.

by Bamberga September 7, 2022

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.

“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

Cool water

When your throat is really dry just drink some Cool water. But make sure the nights are cool and you're a fool. Its a song by Marty Robbins. You can play it in discord when its really quiet. Also when you walk in the store and see a bottle of water you can sing this to your self. Use it as a meme or sing it in class with your friends.

This water is really cold, nah man its Cool water.
Tell me a nice song: Cool water by Marty robbins is really nice.

by Kees1234123 February 13, 2019

Bobara Waters

When a man named Bob drinks too much the night before and needs to drink water the next day.

Bobara waters can’t keep up with the big dogs.

by Meanswsu September 2, 2025

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024