A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
by Mcytesa September 06, 2021
by The teacher April 15, 2020
A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?
by urmumhascorona May 03, 2020
A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 23, 2021
Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.
by LilCrouton September 17, 2020