Out Of My Kitchen

an expression used to show complete awesomeness and defensive dominance when one individual blocks another individual's shot in basketball; interchangeable with "get that shit out of here"

Get out of my kitchen!!! You cant make no shots over this!

by B-Rad Hal December 4, 2010

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Village in my Anus

When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.

Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.

by Star Platinum August 15, 2014

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Lost my virginity

When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.

Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!

Mary: Jeez!

Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)

by idk_go away June 24, 2020

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oh my head

basically a phrase instead of "oh my gosh" etc. it's rather fun to say, and it sounds cool. besides, if something astounds you, your head is busy thinking so it makes sense

Oh my head! You have the coolest shoes!

by Carrot December 11, 2003

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