shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

shit street

1) An unfavorable, inevitable situation which one will experience.

2) Brit slang for deep trouble.

Clyde: Man, finals are 2 weeks from now and I've yet to revise. I checked my notebooks and I barely have anything to go on.

Klause: Wow, man you were on shit street since the beginning of the semester.

by vv113 April 8, 2016

The devil's shit

A bowel movement that looks like an upside down cross when observed between your legs as you sit on the toilet.

Christina and I had tex-mex last night, she told me this morning she took the devil's shit.

by Fritzanus February 21, 2019

henrys shit

when your shit is either yellow or red so you must have ate some tacobell last night my yellow nigga

Henry:I had some taco bell last night
Random guy: damm i feel bad for you you must have henrys shit.

by Henrys shit February 21, 2019

Shit-slit

(noun) the rectum, the opening of the anus, poop-shoot, or asshole. Often referring to the receiving orifice during anal sex. Also known as a muscle-cunt in gay anal sex. This term is usually associated with a shitty-kitty or a dirty deal. But Feces need not always be present unless you are referring to a shitty slit, wherein shit is an adjective.

let Me hit that shit-slit, sit on it! (Please).

That hot Ginger’s shit-slit is pinker than Legally Blonde 2!

by JAB3 June 20, 2019

No shit devansh

When someone(retarded) tells something that is so wrong by his/her conspiracy theories

Devansh - in avengers 4 I think thanos will kill everyone and then stan lee will make a cameo as the one above all and restart the whole universe.

Me- no shit devansh

by Geto5 June 1, 2018

Messy Shit

A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.

Darren had a messy shit yesterday.

by Tone142 June 4, 2018