Skip to main content

We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
mugGet the We're biting for your life mug.

Life

Another one about life..,

I was thinking how quick it goes and how it literally takes from you but then it also gives.
I’m not good at this ..,🤣🤣🤣
I’m better in person 🤣
The words come out better in person.
I’m grateful ☺️ for everything I have but the way the world is set up, it’s like it’s set up for you to fail.
People struggling in silence 🤫 some don’t even know they are struggling until it’s too late.
Maybe drugs, family issues but we put on our brave faces like everything’s okay

I’m old enough to know

I see struggles …

I can spot it a mile off, call it intuition I don’t know.
But if you’re reading this then you are out of this world 🌍 ❤️
More than you know !

Capable of more than you know and also I love you 🤟

Every person battles through something but you are like the sun ☀️
Life

Another one about life

You are like the sun ☀️
by life 🤣 March 6, 2025
mugGet the Life mug.

Life Hacks

such a dumb trend from like 2009 or something fuck it
"life hacks are dumb bruh"
by derpylemon June 28, 2021
mugGet the Life Hacks mug.

Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024
mugGet the Love of my life mug.

Life in general

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
mugGet the Life in general mug.

New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky
Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024
mugGet the New Lease On Life mug.

Life warrior

1.Someone who has fought their battles in life with minimal support or family
2. Someone who takes the lead in facing life's battles.
She was a life warrior, until she got her moment in life.
by Stained2022 November 28, 2021
mugGet the Life warrior mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email