Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020

The hand over

Hading over your car keys to a criminal. And smoking meth with them the next day in the car they stole off you

Man what happened to your car
I got raped and then he typed to rob me so I gave home my car keys. He came back the next day. So I shouted him meth and we smoked in the he stole off me. Yeah. It was a fun night But I’m a bit sad about the hand over

by Borggy June 27, 2023

Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.

Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.

by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016

Nightengale Hands

The soft and feminine hands of Lycan Theory. They will make any woman green with envy. When he isn't using them to click clack on his keyboard. He has them extended out to ladies for handouts. When he claps back its like the soft brush of a doves wing.

Lycan furiously waved his nightengale hands in anger when his stream only had 57 viewers.

by Gay Ghost June 25, 2024

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.

Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021

Terrorist Hand

A special gamemode in Rainbow Six Siege called Terrorist Hand

Let's play a round terrorist hand.

by mrsciopes September 19, 2019