When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.
Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019
A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)
Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013
Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.
“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”
“wdym?”
“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”
“wdym?”
“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).
"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"
by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022
by it's the boii February 06, 2017
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