Simp surgery

This is for kreekcraft Isn't it

Kreek you need simp surgery.

by July 11, 2021

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020

SIMP-recruiter

A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.

Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.

Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?

by urmumhascorona May 03, 2020

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Fear Simp

When you simp for someone but are also afraid of them.

1: I totally Fear Simp for this character.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 23, 2021

Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 17, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020