S M O

Suck Me Off

Simon "Hey, do you wanna S M O?"

Annette "Yes please"

by Gillagwarno March 10, 2024

toasty o's

A shit off brand of cheerios with less flavor than the cardboard it is packed in.

Person 1"Hey did you get some ceral?"

Person 2"Yup toasty o's!"

Person 1"oh, I didn't know we were so poor."

by Snuffqueen March 21, 2019

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023

Shades O' Clock

Shades O' Clock: The point in time where one has been up for so long that all light one comes in contact with is nearly blinding... Simply meaning its time to put on the sunglasses. Non doucey, completely understandable to someone that parties hardy.

Dude, the suns coming up! It's definitely Shades O' Clock.

by OnlyPeopleWhoParty December 3, 2014

L?o

The guy who wants to be together with ivan

bertsson:do you know who L?O is?
L?O: nope

by Deffinitely not L?O March 31, 2022

<(o)> <(o)>

Detailed eyes.Basically just a lil' funny random thing that you can make with your keyboard.

IM: <(o)> <(o)> I C U!

by ava_4_real May 1, 2008

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025