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God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.
Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
by off-bagrill January 13, 2023
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God

In The Holy BIble (King James Version),
Revelation 1:8 - " I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty."

Revelation 14:7- "Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters."
Revelation 22: 11-14 - "11. "He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let hin be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."
12. "And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be."
13. "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."
14. "Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city."
St Mark 1:15 - "And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel."
by Ambassadors for Christ June 14, 2023
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Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...
Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not
by Hezik November 19, 2022
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o mah god

this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text
person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....
by khroma December 1, 2021
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drip god

Sergio Giovanni Kitchens,also known as Gunna,or Young Gunna
drip is being dressed real good,and Gunna is the god at it
Example: "Gunna is the drip god,no cap"
by Fabrizio1800 February 3, 2022
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God

A fabled person that many religious people claim to see. But the reality is he's not real. Only the dullusional, mentally ill, drunk, or high people see him. Because he's imaginary. A figment of your imagination. This guy is a fairy tale. He's 100% not real. And if you think you see him, get help. Because you need it.
Lunatic "I found God!"
Me "Take your meds! Go back to your assylm!"
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