simp-off

When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

sippin' off my ex

To get together or hook up with somebody's ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.

George: Why don't you hang out with Ben anymore? You guys used to be best friends.
Lenny: Yeah- we were best friends 'till he started sippin' off my ex!

by LootsInCombat June 4, 2020

Fek off

Fek off is the word to describe a feeling when you cannot be arsed with anyone or anything

Oh for fucksake just fek off of why dont ya

by Wagwaan June 16, 2020

fuckkk off

fuckkk off means to like go the fuck away you fuck tart

can you maybe fuckkk off, very much appreciated

by Ash or bob cause i like shroom June 29, 2020

Puck off

When you are Christian and don’t want to swear it is okay to say this word. It sounds like “fuck off” but is with a P.

Mohamed: Puck off Whore give me some head!
Julia: sorry daddy

by Puck off October 3, 2020

Titting-off

Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.

"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."

by Surly Dave February 6, 2021