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nuts lock up

When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.
My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA
by Ms.Kitten82 January 27, 2018
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mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge
"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice
by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018
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Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.
Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !
by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017
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Take him in the nuts

"To extend ones lower extremity into another's ball sack, preferably with foot"-
Boy I'd like to take to take him in the nuts
by Plaff January 23, 2017
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Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.
guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!
by boiledpee November 1, 2019
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Slap Nut November

Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month
Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November
by TheRetardedMaker November 3, 2019
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No nut weak 43

No nut weak 43 is a weak were you cant cum just like no nut november but its only a weak
Boys are you ready for no nut weak 43?
by Sander the no nuter November 4, 2019
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