30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

Pacific Rim Job

originating from the movie "pacific rim" where a huge mecha robot is piloted by 2 pilots that have a neural bridge connection, thus being completely mentally in sync. this verb is used when two people are so in sync and owning in an activity (gaming, making jokes, cooking, sports ,overall any activity needed two people completing each other with no words said. tldr you so in sync and fuckin too good at it

that play we made was a total pacific rim job.
they're too good at team uno, they're totally pacific rim jobing us.

by anonymous April 6, 2024

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 1, 2021

macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.

(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."

by ghostories April 24, 2018

Tri-job

When 3 women or 3 men perform oral sex on 1 male.

I got really excited when all 3 of them told me they wanted to give me a tri-job.

by BTOpposite August 28, 2025

Tator-job

A girl who gives hand jobs while being fed tater tots

I was hooked once I had my first tator-job.

by Tator-job-junkie October 30, 2025