burn the toast

to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious

ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah

by toda de la enchilada January 16, 2011

Cutting the tie

The act of coming out of the closet

I'm really proud of Jim. He is finally cutting the tie today.

by rainaforest February 5, 2012

Tony the tiger

When something is great, or awesome.
It's Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat

Guy1: Man, did you see that goal?
Guy2: yeah it was totaly tony the tiger.

by Drewwbs April 18, 2012

Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

by Depro October 20, 2012

living the thug life

It's when you and jo' homes be crckin dat dope on the side so jo' bitch can get her shit dimonds

Homie: yo' you be living the thug life man??

You: fuck yea dawg, my bitch be gittin' dose dimonds

by kwaii_anime April 18, 2015

Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014

massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015