One bean banjo

When a woman touches her clit for the purpose of masterbating

LESLIE, why were you late?

I was playing the one bean banjo

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

Jamaican one horny

A phrase describing the desire to fuck a women partially or fully jamaican.

Her: "I'm jamaican, black and white"
Him: "You're jamaican me horny!"
-> Usage of "Jamaican one horny" to show the desire to fuck.

by Quinton_Rampage.Jackson June 30, 2021

One night brostand

The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.

Dude #1: Where were you last night?

Dude #2: One night brostand, don't even ask!

by vonchris7 September 10, 2012

One Bad Mother

when someone is simply a bad ass.

person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!

by Nasty Fish October 16, 2012

one-man waltz

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

by Chrysostom January 12, 2013

Taking a quiet one

when you take a break from something or stay home.

"Eugene you wanna go out tonight" " no I'm gonna stay home and taking a quiet one"

by a slice of bread May 14, 2012

Miss One-Leg

Any female who dances with you at a club and lifts one leg up while she's grinding her pelvis into yours, but freaks out when you grab her other leg in an attempt to mount her on you.

"I tried to lift that girl up on a nigga but she freaked the fuck out. Obviously she don't know what happens when you lift yo leg on a nigga. I guess she's just a Miss One-Leg."

by Yung Phil July 29, 2012