Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick
by Shmlif April 30, 2018
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner May 15, 2018
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 09, 2022
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Snot-job snowball

The act of sucking snot from another person's nose, then transferring it back and forth with eachothers mouths. The snot ball should continue to grow in size and take on a snowmobile effect.
I had such a bad cold last week, so my girl decided to give me a snot-job snowball. It was just what I needed to clear up my sinuses.
by Kirbizzal May 27, 2016
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lunch job

I totally just gave that girl a lunch job.
by doom.bringing.st April 10, 2009
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border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.
"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"
by twizm12 January 14, 2008
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