better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Hatchet Job

The act of fucking a hatchet.

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night

by Word handle being used March 21, 2020

Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.

“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”

by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

grill job

Oral sex performed by someone with braces.

While trying to straighten her teeth, Susan gave awesome Grill Jobs.

Most rappers give Gill Jobs.

by SirDave1978 March 12, 2014

Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.

James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls

by Water_boy April 14, 2022

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024