Machine-dependent brats

Kids under age 25 today who go absolutely ballistic when they're on an all- inclusive vacation and can't access the internet.

Socio-culturally illiterate, Machine-dependent brats should rediscover the power and joy of actual reading while on vacation.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2026

Nut Deposit

A “Nut Deposit” is a slang term I made the fuck up, in truth it is simply the sexual organ found on a female called the vagina, either that or the process of ejaculating all of your micro babies into her uterus is also a Nut Deposit.

“I enjoyed giving you a Nut Deposit, Stacy.”

by Delta-Ass March 8, 2025

Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.

Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Independent Dependent

Someone who has a full time job but still lives with their parents. A term coined by Greg Evans in his newspaper comic strip LuAnn. Becoming increasingly common as costs of living continue to rise.

I hate being an independent dependent.

by Shepherd Guy May 10, 2025

Nigger Depth

When a white man is so drunk (10 beers “deep”) that he is relaxed enough to use the Word of Power.

Bro 1: Sup dude, seems like you’ve had a lot to drink.
Bro 2: Shu’ up, my nigger! Luh u doe.
Bro 1: Damn! You’re at Nigger Depth!

by He Real, Thoughts? May 27, 2025

Nigger Depth

When a white man is so drunk (10 beers “deep”) that he is relaxed enough to use the Word of Power.

Bro 1: Sup dude, seems like you’ve had a lot to drink.
Bro 2: Shut up, my nigger! Luh u do.
Bro 1: Whoa bro! You’re at Nigger Depth! Don’t drive yourself home tonight.

by He Real, Thoughts? May 27, 2025

Nigger Depth

When a white man is so drunk (10 beers “deep”) that he is relaxed enough to use the Word of Power.

Bro 1: Sup dude, seems like you’ve had a lot to drink.
Bro 2: Shut up, my nigger! Luh u do.
Bro 1: You are at nigger depth! Don’t drive home tonight. I’ll call you an uber.

by He Real, Thoughts? May 27, 2025