Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).

'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022

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The Dutch God

Mikkey Miller is the Dutch God of getting fucked up

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

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Sand God

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.

“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>

by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025

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