ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021

Ur Mom

Use this to immediately destroy someone.

Joe: Yo sup.
Mario: Ur Mom.
Joe:*implodes*

by Gungus October 20, 2021

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021

Your mom

is gay

"hey bobby your mom is gay"
"no she isn't bobby"

by isabot0 October 20, 2021

Ur mom gay

A joke about how ur mom is gay.

Jake: Ur what?
Sophie: UR MOM GAY BRUH!!!!

by urmomgay2708 October 21, 2021

Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

by emoqueer October 21, 2021