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kingcome steak 

Fried bologna/spam. Usually used by indigenous people from kingcome (Indian reserve in kingcome inlet, BC)
Man, I could really go for some kingcome steak right now

King Harod 

Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...

Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."

Guard "KING HAROD!"

Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"

Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"

Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
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Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"

Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."

Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"

Harod "NO SHIT!?"

Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"

Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"

Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"

Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."

Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"

Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"

Guard "Hell, yeah!"
*3 days later*

Guard "Um... King Harod?"

Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"

Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."

Harod 🤨 "What is?"

Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah..."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."

Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"

Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."

Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"

Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰

Guard "Yeah..."
King Harod by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

king of 4th generation 

King of 4th generation” is a title used to describe the amazing idol Hwang Hyunjin. Hyunjin has recently showed how much he deserves this title by leaving a mark in this generation.
I love the king of 4th generation, King of 4th generation is so amazing!!!
king of 4th generation by Kpopers August 14, 2023

King of Skill 

Somebody that always wins against people.
I am the King of Skill in our friend group.
King of Skill by Syphonium August 15, 2023

King’s to you. 

An expression to concede victory to or acknowledge the accomplishments of an opponent or ally. As a reference to a king’s surrender in chess its origin is unknown but is most notable as an “ode des jours” in the rivalry between Edmond Dantes and Fernand Mondego in the film adaptation of Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo. It was initially used as a gesture of respect between friends and concluded as a gesture of revenge between enemies- often accompanied by the exchange of a black king’s chess piece.

In a modern context, it can be used more broadly in casual forms of rivalry like discourse, sports and courtship when either person outperforms the other in an undeniable or extravagant way.
Dude: “What happened at work? Did they fire you?”

Bro: “No… They promoted me. I’m the new manager…”

Dude: “No way... You lucky bastard. King’s to you. 🫴♟️”
King’s to you. by qy_et August 22, 2023

King Cuck 

It's important to understand the meaning of being "cucked" first - when you are in the process of completing a task, and another individual/event prevents you from successfully accomplishing that task. An individual who gets "cucked" on a daily (or more frequent) basis, can be labeled as a "king" of getting "cucked".

Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities
Series of events happening on the same day: Stolen parking spot when backing into it, favorite bathroom stall is being used, someone changes your song on the aux, the cute girl at the bar uses you for a drink only, dinner reservation is canceled for coming 5min late - I've become a King Cuck
King Cuck by Pico64827 August 24, 2023