Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

charger wiener fart

when you plug your in your phone and nut fart and the buzz of the charger happen at the same time.

Dude, I just did a charger wiener fart

by iSlayyxd March 23, 2019

Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019

double hand fart

(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands

I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.

by Melone May 3, 2018

skitter scream fart

A squeaky fart followed by a shit

I was with my friends the other day and I had a "skitter scream fart"

by Pablo Dimitri September 8, 2016

Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

Bedsheet Cocktail Fart

When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.

Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.

by Pussysniffersupreme January 20, 2021