internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

The NoNo

The casino.

"Hey, do you want to go to The NoNo?"

by nic1204 February 6, 2018

peninsulong nong

a word to describe a penis that is longer than 12 inches.

guy:honey give me a blow job
girl:ok...Damn!huge!Peninsulong nong!!!

by reethereeonmyree May 20, 2018

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

One day, in ancient Rome, a man was named this. He was bullied endlessly and decided it was time to change his name, so he did. There was suddenly a mass depression as Rome was devastated that they couldn't call him any names, so he changed his name back. His name is now immortalized.

"Stop being such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus. Shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

mention none

A funny and silly way to say "Don't Mention It!"

Person 1:Thank you
Person 2: Mention None

by iDoSamus February 26, 2018