Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Meat

A Penis

I'm going to beat my meat

by Redleader4044 March 21, 2019

meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

smeaty meat

A male with a small penis

Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!

by MoGo0114 March 15, 2014

meat jet

When you fuck someone into oblivion

Guy 1: Hey remember Rebecca what happened to her br
Guy 2: I meat jetted her ass bro

by Zander x player December 18, 2017

meat-sweats

Detoxing from being on a vegetarian diet for too long.

Spent 4 weeks with my Hindi buddy in India then came home to work out the meat-sweats. Having only veggies will fuck your fat American ass up.

by Head Office Space June 6, 2019

Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021