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Scrum Lords that was fuckin sick last night we deserved to scrum it up. Let’s never talk about it again
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Get the Meme Lord mug.LORTON IS A TOWN IN Virginia with a large hill. BACK IN THE DAY THERE WASN'T MUCH HERE. WE HAD TWO 7/11 STORES. ONE AT THE TOP THIS IS UPPER Lorton. The one at the bottom is Lower Lorton. Also the location of the Lower Potomac Pollution Control Plant.
(Sewage processing) So lower is really lower class because of the smell. There are no high dollar neighborhoods there.
Lower Lorton is appartments. Lower end town homes and a few people who for some reason desided to buy houses there. Im sure the original owner moved out in the early 80s after the plant went online.
While Upper Lorton and the rest of the town is where the better quality of living is located.
(Sewage processing) So lower is really lower class because of the smell. There are no high dollar neighborhoods there.
Lower Lorton is appartments. Lower end town homes and a few people who for some reason desided to buy houses there. Im sure the original owner moved out in the early 80s after the plant went online.
While Upper Lorton and the rest of the town is where the better quality of living is located.
Hey man, where are you heading?
Heading through Lower Lorton, why.
Well roll up your windows till you get up the Hill.
Yep, cant wait to get back to Upper Lorton.
Home Sweet Home.
They cant say that about Lower Lorton.
Nothing sweet there.
Well maybe the hot Spanish chics at the grocery store.
They live in Woodbridge not Lower Lorton. Oh good, I'd rather go there to pick them up for a date.
Why man? It smells better there than Lower Lorton. Hahaha
Heading through Lower Lorton, why.
Well roll up your windows till you get up the Hill.
Yep, cant wait to get back to Upper Lorton.
Home Sweet Home.
They cant say that about Lower Lorton.
Nothing sweet there.
Well maybe the hot Spanish chics at the grocery store.
They live in Woodbridge not Lower Lorton. Oh good, I'd rather go there to pick them up for a date.
Why man? It smells better there than Lower Lorton. Hahaha
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