Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

left hand syndrome

When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.

She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying

by Butterflyjohn May 12, 2018

Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

the ween hand

the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"

katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life

by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017

spinnin hands

To brawl, throw haymakers, swing violently,

Nigga fight game strong, he straight spinnin hands 💯💯💯

by Looongdickstyle69 March 1, 2017

hand in pocket

(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.

Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.

by Abudaia March 4, 2017

dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017