Meat paper

Cash earned for selling one’s body, or “meat.”

“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”

by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018

Chicken Meat Delux

When you almost finish so you stuff her with raw chicken meat then start jumping as high as you possibly can while making chicken noise like pock pock pock

Gave her a chicken meat delux yaaa meaan

by BigPatrick June 19, 2023

meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

ends meat

noun: the least desirable cuts of meat, often eaten by the poor: tripe. Metaphorically in the expression, "make ends meat," i.e., to make just enough money to buy (the worst) food.

After my mother lost her job, she could no longer bring home the bacon. She was barely making ends meat.

by anonymous August 25, 2022

Meat

A Penis

I'm going to beat my meat

by Redleader4044 March 21, 2019