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yo mama fat bruv

Person 1:yo mama fat bruv
Person 2:how fat
Person 1:BIGGER THAN BIG CHUNGUS
by big man hi February 22, 2021
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slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
by bobso February 21, 2008
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Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 22, 2010
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Fat-free-ice-cream

this is just another way to say the word Fuck.
where the fat-free-ice-cream are we going?
what the fat-free-ice-cream?!
by Steve Stromboli August 21, 2008
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emulsified high-fat offal tubes

The Queen: Philip, would you find it most triumphant if we had emulsified high-fat offal tubes for luncheon?
Philip: yes mate.

"let's have some sausage and mash"

bangers and mash
by joannamccole August 3, 2010
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Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore

The best compliment you can receive, if you haven’t been called a Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore then you clearly aren’t living right, life is full of fucked up people and fucked up shit but you can always count on a fat ugly dumb bitch whore, it’s amazing how someone who’s given that much hate can bring SO much joy into the lives of others. They’re really somethin to treasure :)
Did you see that Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore today? She’s the fuckin best, high key jealous of how great she is.
by HomemadeRaymin November 24, 2018
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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle June 11, 2018
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