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Skinning the giraffe 

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.
"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"
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Shot The Ghost 

To shock one with reveling information.

The reaction one gets after seeing a ghost, but applied to someone after hearing unexpected news.

Can be used with SHOOT, SHOOTING or SHOT depending on whether you're being passive or present tense.
Sister: Yeah, so I called out Dad about how he hasn't been such a good dad and how he doesn't give me as much money as Mom.

Brother: It's true! Mom gave me $20 last week and he only gave me $5. WTF!?

Sister: I know, right!? Then, he gets all sympathetic and said how much he loves me and would give me however much I wanted right then. That's when I shot the ghost and asked for $500! hahahha

Brother: HAHAH! DAMN! I bet he thought you were trippin.

for the goof 

doing something for fun
i was at the club last night and i popped a few bottles for the goof
for the goof by deeznuts fto September 14, 2009

Ride the Ghost Whip 

Having sex with an albino
Guy 1: Dude, Jane decided it would be a good idea to ride the ghost whip last night!

Guy 2: Gross

Polluted the gene pool 

Mom, Israel polluted the gene pool again!

Under the Gabble 

The latter process of a physical auction,

when something is sold under the hammer, informally referred to as a 'gabble'
"The medallion was sold for £350 under the gabble, what a deal!"
Under the Gabble by Pazza626 September 7, 2013