See you on the news

The last words you say to some idiot before they're about to do something stupid.

"See you on the news, sucker."

by mortis fugit March 3, 2016

I robu you

''I love you'' Some japanese people say robu instead of love.

Me: I love you
G: I robu you

by dorrychan April 13, 2015

i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022

Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

by soooso January 6, 2019

You Who Dilly

Slang term, mostly used in the small town of Colon Michigan, for a dildo. Can also be yelled out if you just did something very redneck-like.

I heard his mom uses a you who dilly!

I went into my sisters room while she was using her you who dilly! I almost threw up!

I just fucked my cousin in my truck! You who dilly!!!

by Cunty McShitballs July 19, 2012

I wait for you

1. in a more sorrowful tone, saying this will sound more like "You left me here. Come back. Back to me."

2. in a more angry tone, saying this will make you sound like the guy singing 'finger eleven - Paralyzer'

3. something you say to someone, be it a text, call or a conversation. Mostly signals that you are expecting them to do something, that something can be anything

4. A weirdly romantic sounding version of "I'll wait for you"

1. Come back.. You left me here to decay. I wait for you here, for all eternity

3. constantly I wait for you to ______

by banflimflam July 16, 2022