Simp

All the definitions are correct but nobody gives the origin of the word that I could see. It started as an acronym. Simp = Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy.

"You know Joe's wife cheats on him? He knows and refuses to leave her. He's such a simp"

by A UK Stoner August 11, 2025

Simp

When you care about your wife

Not being an alcoholic is such a simp move bro *whip sounds*

by Pregnant sonic August 29, 2025

Shimposter

A male who attempts a transition to female but fails horribly and is clearly still a male.

I saw him standing outside the house dressed as a woman but knew as soon as I saw it, it was a shimposter.

by NewWordy August 30, 2025

Simp

IGN’s stance torwards Maxie from Pokemon Ruby, because they hate water, and Maxie calls his followers simps.

“And you simps are held up by a mere child?”
- Maxie talking to his followers in Slateport city

by Matt from wii sports Club September 18, 2025

simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Simp King

A man who really isn’t a king but instead a man with no spine and doesn’t know how to stand up for himself.

Ken Urker is a total simp king because he is still with GRB who is a psychopath.

by Lovelydayitis December 28, 2025

Simp

A man who’s solid and unfazed in the world, but turns into a soft, affectionate little baby only for his girl. Deeply loyal, low-key obsessed (in a healthy way), keeps his inner child private, and somehow still pays his bills and provides for everything she needs.

He’s just a simp for his girl.

by heartonmysleeveboi January 13, 2026