John 

He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.

Girl: He has such a huge Dick, it makes sense though cause he's a John

John by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016

John 

Fortnite multifaced son of a bitch plays who beats his meat

John beats his meat playing call of duty ww2

John by Jj johnson J3317 February 15, 2018

John 

Hes an amazing guy standing at 4 something, brownish eyes, and very athlethic. Not the very best looking look wise but heart wise? OOF. Thats a 10/10. He’s hilarious, Amazing, and one of a Kind so if I was you,I would never let him go. Once he finds his dream girl, he will stay with that dream girl. He will love her and care for her until they’re old. He is just an amazing all around guy

Hey isnt that john?

Yes
Dont leave him

John by Jellyonaga21 December 14, 2018

John 

Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In the twenties he’ll marry a girl who’s name will start with a K, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods. Probably Adirondacks

Kar: johns so hot omg
Friend: yas bitch

John by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019

John 

John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.

John stared at me when his was in the trees.

John by Typed May 10, 2019

John glover 

A gay cunt who has a baby dick squeaky voice and most likely has no mum because i mean who would want a kid like that??

His gay john glover

John glover by Streaks sausage August 27, 2019

John Aquino 

Massive cock and pussy destroyer. Straightest coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Gets more pussy than a animal shelter. His intelligence exceeds that of Einstien.

Oh my god! Beckky. John Aquino has the biggest dick ever! Let’s have a threesome.

John Aquino by 2nibbaskissin November 19, 2019