Lose The Happy

The moment where anger fills you so completely happiness ceases to exist in your world. Usually accompanied by loud screaming, foaming at the mouth, and uncontrolled attacks of violence.

If my network crashes one more time I swear I'm going to lose the happy all over this place.

by Mistagnome February 18, 2011

What's hapertaining?

A variation of 'happening', typically used in Wales. Used in the same respect as 'occurring', as popularised in Welsh TV show, Gavin and Stacy.

Ffion: Alright Angharad, what's hapertaining?

by Queen of rural suburbia March 13, 2013

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

Getting a happy

Getting a happy is basically getting an boner. Has origins in the depths of F-list.

John: Babe... Your ass is just perfect.
Kianu: Oh my god...

John: What?
Kianu: are you getting a happy?!

by Majorelle the crazy cunt October 1, 2014

road of happiness

The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...

Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!

by GebNa April 1, 2017

love and happiness

Love and happiness is a great feeling. When you feel love and happiness you should definitely give someone a hug

I want to feel love and happiness

by aleks_lif May 20, 2017

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017