Good Time

When a golden retriever eats your ass.

Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”

Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.”

by OklahomaWaterfall July 23, 2022

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

kept a good shoulder

to never act in a mean way, to always leave a good impression.

"My old buddy 'kept a good shoulder' with everyone"

by XMUAHXMUAH August 3, 2022

belfast good morning

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose

Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes

by Mick Graw June 6, 2022

good girlism

noun: an action that represents a woman falling into people-pleasing patterns, the conditioned practice of being an obedient female.

Having a boundary crossed is a real test for a recovering people-pleaser, she might collapse into good girlism.

by lovehascalledameeting June 7, 2022

The Good Pandemic

how can this happen well let me explain and don't get mad brace your self. let's see you watch a lot of good tv shows and you hate the off time in between seasons and years and you decide to wait until it's all done so you can watch it all back to back in a day or so . right? let's say everyone start doing that because they love you for it and all these good shows get cancel because they don't have good ratings or whatever keeps it going because you waiting for all the shows to get done even so you can fast forward all the commercials or buy the dvd or blue ray collection or etc.

The Good Pandemic....but the world only knows what a epidemic is right? what if we had a horrible pandemic it's over for everyone. The good thing about a the Good Pandemic is that it wouldn't happen if you was all alone but you had to be a true hero didn't you Son? yes FATHER GOD i said...i am sorry will i understand when i grow up one day my FATHER GOD as i kneel respectfully before my LORD AND KING AND SAVIOR the only of his Kind who is ABSOLUTE PERFECT AND ABSOLUTEY PERFECTLY VIRTUOUS! AMEN!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Good Nilo

If you want to say good night and hello at the same time, instead of using the common phrase 'good night' as a goodbye term

You: Good Nilo friend!

Friend: Good nilo to you too!

by Pokeminer3000 June 7, 2022