The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
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Although this sounds like quite a positive remark, there are really just two possible meanings:
1. the speaker may feel sorry for the recipient party, while they block your screen name and phone number. And file a restraining order. See also rejection hotline.
2. the speaker sincerely hopes that they never have to look at your face again. ever.
1. the speaker may feel sorry for the recipient party, while they block your screen name and phone number. And file a restraining order. See also rejection hotline.
2. the speaker sincerely hopes that they never have to look at your face again. ever.
Ex. 1: I really enjoyed looking through your extensive pocket protector collection. We should do something sometime.
Ex. 2: I'm really sorry i ran over your dog and threw it into reverse several times. Anyways, we should do something sometime.
Ex. 2: I'm really sorry i ran over your dog and threw it into reverse several times. Anyways, we should do something sometime.
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Get the do you know who candice is mug.A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.
Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!
Luigi:
...
Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Mario loses. Mamma mia!
Luigi:
...
Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
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