by relaxedkaomoji March 10, 2022

My man couldn't get it up last night so I gave him a Robin Job. What? Yeah, I blew him with a soft penis. I looked like a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground.
by Aehster September 24, 2016

Was 9/11 an inside job?
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by Broken knife June 12, 2022

son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.
father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2013

“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”
by Trolley911 November 30, 2017

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on
by Not the real me November 23, 2021

by Tig3rBl00d March 27, 2015
