soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 4, 2005

the man in the red hat

by far, the coolest CS character in the world. Also, going to become the coolest, most seductive, and awesome super hero on the face of the earth; well in the case, EVER!!!

the man in the red hat is flying over Gotham, when suddenly he picks up a girl off the street, and she is so incredibly attracted to him that they immediately start fucking in midair. He is a stunning man...

by sacrilicious December 28, 2003

Riding The Red Pony

Slang for a woman on her period.

"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."

by DivineEnigma April 29, 2012

fresh red snapper

The vagina of any hot good looking red-headed Irish woman.

Roy, did you see that beautiful reporter Kelly O-Donnel on MSNBC yesterday? My god, I bet she's got a 'fresh red snapper'! Probably shaves it too!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

I am red

Cheryl Blossom's catchphrase which is realy dumb.

Toni: *wears a red top*
Cheryl: I invented RED! I am red.

by Someone who uses this platform January 9, 2021

salty red wings

eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.

by FROSTY g April 22, 2008