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Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077
i'll take one adam smash job please.
by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022
mugGet the Adam Smash Jobmug.

Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.
Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019
mugGet the Nub Jobmug.

helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"
by scrotostretch October 21, 2009
mugGet the helmet jobmug.

Job

noice name for a person, everyone wishes to have one in there live.
person A: Hey did you do the music assignment?

person B: No, ask Job!
by AL_Mauri69 January 20, 2021
mugGet the Jobmug.

job

are you gonna get a j*b?
a job is where they pay you to work.
by inbushis June 8, 2025
mugGet the jobmug.

Odd Jobs

People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.
Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs

Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
by WeDalt dlril January 23, 2023
mugGet the Odd Jobsmug.

Trynna get someone else to do their jobs

Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.
I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!
by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022
mugGet the Trynna get someone else to do their jobsmug.

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