one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 07, 2014

War Hands

An older male who punches things in anger and doesn't feel it.

Man, Clint Eastwood has war hands in Gran Torino.

by Snerrak December 12, 2010

Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.

The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.

by Chief Black Stool February 22, 2012

hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.

Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?

by GoebelBeast December 11, 2017

Right Hand Lady

Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.

She is my Right Hand Lady

by Bhediya November 02, 2020

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.

The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.

by nilirem April 06, 2020