hand ammo

A reference to the various memories of sexy or hot people, visuals, events, incidents or other mastrubation fodder gathered over time.

Watching the girls volleyball team play in their tight spandex bending over gives me plenty of hand ammo for my late night fapping.

by rodroddy December 5, 2013

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Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)

"What the hell are you doing?!" "I'm making Jazz Hands, Richard!"

by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020

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Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

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Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic

Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.

by Janeson April 10, 2023

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Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

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