Prank Job

When one male performs oral sex on another male as a practical joke. Usually the act is followed up with one male saying "totally pranked you bro", therefore not making it a homosexuality act.
Male 1: "I totally tricked Steve into letting me suck his dick"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"

Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"
by Cornbuts May 07, 2018
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flo-job

when a girl has a period on partners face
damn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job
by big manny May 13, 2009
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Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50
Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.
by Narz August 07, 2010
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pruinie job

When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job

Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze
by Swagmoneyyolobitches June 18, 2017
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Khaki collar jobs

Khaki Collar Jobs defined by the VP of Zimbabwe as the opposite of white collar jobs when he may have meant brown collar jobs which include positions in fields like renewable energy installation, advanced manufacturing, logistics and supply chain management, and skilled trades that require specialized training.
by Toddjames November 26, 2023
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Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.
by Oxford Hood December 18, 2018
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Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 09, 2020
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