gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off

i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.

by axsucker June 14, 2017

Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

bone job

Someone who is attractive, hot, sexy.

“That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”

by Litterature March 6, 2024

crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 5, 2023