by Anon-in-Illinois October 23, 2005
Get the Dick Shitmug. "You gonna make your dick sick?"
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Dick Sickmug. 
Get the dick suckingmug. by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
Get the monkey dickmug. Double-dicking, v. - Early 21st century hoin’ vernacular
a. flirting, conversating, or dancing with two males at the same time
b. the occurrence of dating two men within a 24 hour period
c. the practice of select and limited non-monogamy, i.e. simultaneously dating two men over a period of time
d. the feat of having some type of sexual activity with two dudes in a period of 24hours
e. a male to female to male threesome; or a male to male to male threesome
f. the act by men or women of using double-dong dildos during sexual activity
a. flirting, conversating, or dancing with two males at the same time
b. the occurrence of dating two men within a 24 hour period
c. the practice of select and limited non-monogamy, i.e. simultaneously dating two men over a period of time
d. the feat of having some type of sexual activity with two dudes in a period of 24hours
e. a male to female to male threesome; or a male to male to male threesome
f. the act by men or women of using double-dong dildos during sexual activity
a. I thought she was going home with both of them dudes the way she was double-dicking at the club last night.
b. She'd gotten in the habit of double-dicking Nesean and Orishio on Saturdays.
c. She double-dicking and ain't ready to settle down yet.
d. Double-dicking really ain't my thing.
e. That was some serious double-dicking in that flick.
f. Requiem For a Dream has the best double-dicking scene ever.
b. She'd gotten in the habit of double-dicking Nesean and Orishio on Saturdays.
c. She double-dicking and ain't ready to settle down yet.
d. Double-dicking really ain't my thing.
e. That was some serious double-dicking in that flick.
f. Requiem For a Dream has the best double-dicking scene ever.
by sexualintellectuals(profbday) August 11, 2008
Get the double-dickingmug. 
Get the dick broommug. A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?
by Melvin Milf May 16, 2011
Get the Dry Dickmug.