I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021

lili was a litel gir

a mispronouncing of lily was a little girl and also my username

lili was a litel gir. pee pee poo poo

by lili was a litel gir July 4, 2021

You looketh in a mirrored glass

same bitch

“i’m so glad we met”
“you looketh in a mirrored glass, friend”
“nevermind”

by GetKrinky545 August 26, 2021

i am a rap god

Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music

you are not a rap god i am a rap god

by eminem og July 26, 2023

white van which has a old guy in it

yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.

Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.

by dustybowls April 17, 2021

a proper goodbye

the morning after a night of ravenous sexual intercourse, while the chick is still asleep, you get ready to leave, whip your cock out and jizz on her right before you run out the door

"hey man how was your morning with that chick, probly awkward right?"

"nah man, i gave her a proper goodbye and its all good."

by bull73 December 23, 2008

Doing a Fractal Gaming

Procrastinating constantly and not being able to release anything basically shit on a stick, and never become able to actually do anything and eventually be given up upon because you're so shit

Philly: You know that guy Tango?
Skye: Yeah, he kept Doing a Fractal Gaming
Jeremy: I know right, what a chocco

by Ihavenolifefromphilly November 15, 2019