by teen angst February 14, 2015
Get the Nicholas Cage Syndromemug. an emotional scarring condition.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"
Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.
i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"
Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.
i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.
a first born: OH i just got this GREAT new car!
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
by yeayeayea. March 22, 2006
Get the Middle Child Syndromemug. When a person who used to be somewhat awkward and not attractive, though not necessarily unattractive, becomes extremely beautiful. Because this person used to be unattractive, bitter and jealous people assume they are emotionally damaged and scarred. Hence, they believe the aforementioned beauty is mentally demented, while they themselves are sympathetically retarded.
Ugly Duckling Syndrome is an excuse to undermine the physical and inner attractiveness of a blossomed beauty.
Ugly Duckling Syndrome is an excuse to undermine the physical and inner attractiveness of a blossomed beauty.
"Wow! That girl used to be really awkward! What happened! I'm sure she MUST have done some kind of plastic surgery to get that face. I guess she's really insecure then, and she probably has ugly duckling syndrome."
"No you dipshit, she just went through puberty."
"No you dipshit, she just went through puberty."
by Mr. Lipshitz June 14, 2009
Get the ugly duckling syndromemug. When you are carpooling and you enter a dark tunnel and get that "uneasy feeling" as you sitting next to someone you don't "Really" know.
by Daryl Tempesta February 23, 2008
Get the Carpool Tunnel Syndromemug. Not quite a man, not quite a child. Stuck somewhere in between. Has memories repressed from when he was a child
TA: He has man-child syndrome
TA: You know, he's not quite a man, not quite a child
Student: Oh Kinda like Zac Efron?
TA: You know, he's not quite a man, not quite a child
Student: Oh Kinda like Zac Efron?
by Blabbermouth26 January 26, 2010
Get the Man-Child Syndromemug. Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a heterosexual male mental disorder caused by constant rejection by women.
Jerry has Male Loneliness Syndrome since he no longer bothers to try dating women because they constantly reject him because he isn't good looking and rich enough.
by Jerry1971 June 5, 2010
Get the Male Loneliness Syndromemug. inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013
Get the small dick syndromemug.