Get a job

Why? So you can take another crack at trying to suck my dick?

Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."

Guy "Get a job!"

Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.

"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"

by Sebwich September 25, 2021

Job

Job is a cool guy that is super funny he can find his name on here so he decided to search it up but if you meet hi you wil love him

girl:oooooohhhh dang whats gucci job

by MASTER_DUCK April 20, 2018

TJ (trench job)

Russian soldiers have oral sex on the front line.

Ivan was caught giving Boris a TJ (trench job)in the bunker.

by Watch dog October 8, 2022

Frack Job

A sexual position in which the man "drills" the woman in her asshole, which leads to her releasing her "natural gases.
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".

"Hey,you want to give me a frack job?"
"Sure, just let me get my hard hat."

by theattorney January 7, 2021

blow up job

Inflatable coitus

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!

by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021

Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.

Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023