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Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to
He just did a mcann job
by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022
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Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is
Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot
by p48xqz December 23, 2022
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get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at
Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today
by Handleisalready January 4, 2023
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job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.
I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.
Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.
by Nutz56 November 19, 2018
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Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.
Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 19, 2018
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Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018
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