Juice

Juice is my most prized possesion. Yes, I love my friends, but they don't help me when my throat is dry, or I just need something to hold me off until dinner. I love juice so much and it needs to be appreiated more. What's cake without juice? What's anything without juice? I'm sure you all know about Hannibal, I'm positive he ate flesh with juice. Not only this, but there's so many flavors! Hate grapes? We have apple. Don't like that? Get some punch. Don't you even dare get me started on passionate fruit, it isn't only the best, but the reason I'm here to this day.

Wow, how can anyone hate juice? Allergic or not, it's worth dying for.

by homosexual carrot October 09, 2016

Juice

Dosen't make any sense

Juice Yummy

by XX Raven March 07, 2019

Juice

Water that’s like flavoured with other shit like oranges

Person 1: you like orange juice?
Person 2: nah oranges are gay

by leogauntlover69 January 02, 2021

juice

steroids for building muscle

boss got huge, he must be on juice

by paddyjohn March 01, 2023

Juice

Fun water

A: But what is juice?
B: Fun water

by tplmi November 12, 2018

Juice

A beverage or possibly idiot

Juice is failing both math and gym

by Tomwashere602 November 06, 2020

juice

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MARIUS I SAID GRAB THE JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS

by feringtheferp March 28, 2023